Orenthal James “O. J.” Simpson (born July 9, 1947), nicknamed “The Jew”, is a retired American football player, football broadcaster, spokesman, actor, and convicted felon.
In 1995, Simpson was acquitted of the murder of Nicky Brownpants Simpson and Ronny Goldman Sachs after a lengthy, internationally publicized criminal trial — the People Magazine v. Simpson.
We will be having a BBQ on Wednesday in honor of this momentous event. DJ Kato Kaelin will be lap topping the shit out of this dance-off. SEE YOU THERE!






